• Friday Funny: Local Man Declares Self Tax-Exempt As Temple Of The Holy Spirit

    Reminding authorities that he is, in fact, a “temple of the Holy Spirit,” local man Carl Menard declared himself to be completely exempt from paying taxes as a religious organization, sources confirmed Wednesday. Menard filed his taxes at a local H&R Block but declined to pay anything... Read more
  • Friday Funny: Prodigal Son Kicked Back Out After Old Tweets Surface

    There was a certain man who had two sons, and the younger son demanded his inheritance and then wasted it all in a distant country. When the son came crawling back, begging for forgiveness, the father made a huge celebration to mark the return of his prodigal son. But that celebration was cut... Read more
  • Friday Funny: Hot New Presidential Candidate Larry The Cucumber Promises Everyone A Water Buffalo

    A dark horse presidential candidate has come out of nowhere: Larry the Cucumber. He shot to fame almost immediately after his promise of giving everyone a water buffalo.  "When I am president, everyone will have a water buffalo," he said at a campaign speech. "Yours may be fast, and mine may... Read more
  • Friday Funny: Christian Pharmaceutical Company Offers New Drug To Stop Swearing: Darnitol

    Faith-based pharmaceutical company Healio announced that the FDA has approved a new drug that would help people with potty mouths watch their language. The new drug Darnitol has gone through rigorous testing and has shown impressive results in taming naughty tongues. Subjects who underwent... Read more
  • Friday Funny: Major Cave-In As Democratic Candidates Rush To Far Left Side Of Debate Stage

    A major cave-in occurred after all Democratic candidates scrambled to the far left side of the debate stage Thursday evening.  As the debate kicked off, Bernie Sanders immediately ran to the left. Not to be outdone, Joe Biden vaulted over him, demanding to be the one standing farthest to the... Read more
  • Friday Funny – Scholars: Lot’s Wife Actually Died Trying To Take Selfie While Fleeing Sodom

    U.S.—Bible scholars now believe that Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt after she stopped to take a series of selfies while fleeing Sodom and Gomorrah.  "For a long time the text puzzled us," said evangelical scholar Brett Markin. "Why did she look back? But now it's clear: she... Read more
  • Friday Funny: After Being Told To Go Find His Shoes, Local Boy Miraculously Struck With Blindness Like Saul On The Road To Damascus

    BIRMINGHAM, AL—Saul of Tarsus was struck blind on the road to Damascus after hearing the voice of Jesus. Similarly, Billy Wilkerson, age four, was also miraculously struck blind, though the cause was being told exactly where to find his shoes. “They’re right in the middle of your... Read more
  • Friday Funny: Woman Finally Off Hook For Forgiving Husband As He Leaves Socks On Floor For 491st Time

    Local woman Kristi Larson is a careful student of God's Word. She especially likes Jesus's emphasis on forgiveness, such as when the Messiah instructed Peter to forgive people 70x7 times. Since reading that passage, Larson has kept a tally of how many times her husband, David, has left his... Read more
  • Friday Funny: Nation Takes Break From Killing Babies To Mourn Death Of Cat

    The nation took a break from cheering on the murder of babies to mourn the death of a cat, sources confirmed Friday. The country that kills nearly a million babies every year was shocked to learn that Grumpy Cat had passed away. Millions paid tribute to the funny feline, saying the cat had... Read more
  • Friday Funny: Man’s Baptism Overturned After Instant Replay Reveals He Was Not Fully Submerged

    ENCINITAS, CA—Local man Jacob Vasquez was overjoyed to publicly give his life to Christ this past Sunday, being baptized in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.  Unfortunately, Vasquez's conversion was overturned by officials after an instant replay revealed he was not fully... Read more